Titles do not create great brands. It’s great performances produced by people who contribute like “owners” regardless of what it says on their business cards.
And wearing big Hollywood sunglasses at all times seems to help, for some strange reason.
Go figure.
Labels: customer experience, relationships, taxis, touchpoints, travel
Because I couldn't find a decent cocktail in Ft. Lauderdale to save my life, I created my own. Here they are, just in case you're traveling soon and need a break from the same old same old:
The 37: In a tumbler 2/3 full of ice cubes, pour 1/2 tonic with 1/8 gin, 1/8 vodka citron, 1/8 rum, and 1/8 triple-sec. Add two lime wedges and one lemon wedge. Stir and enjoy. Perfect pre-dinner drink. Looks good, tastes remarkably like 7-up, and you will impress everyone with your awesome continental cocktail-designing prowess.
The Floyd Browne: In a Whisky glass, pour 1/3 cognac and 2/3 irish cream on the rocks. Best for late night chats into the wee hours. (Subjects optional, but I would recommend branding, politics, and marketing strategy.) Also known as a "French orgasm" when you mix the two ingredients 1/2 & 1/2, but not everyone will find the name all that charming.
Labels: brand you, civilized behavior, cocktail culture, conference, personal branding, professionalism, style, travel
Fort Lauderdale, here I come!Labels: air travel, florida, microsoft, travel
I was subjected to this horror earlier tonight while signing out out of my yahoo email and couldn't resist posting about it. Here'smy 90-second rant:Labels: bad ideas, horrible marketing, lance armstrong, web marketing
Come to think of it, let's just call movie critics as a whole "morons." How about this: Go see movies for yourselves, and make up your own minds as to whether or not they pushed the right buttons for you.
Yes, the movie looks like a video game in the sense that it looks nothing like our world. This may be one of the most colorful and purposely artificial movie you'll ever see. The look of the film, with its unapologetic overdose of bright colors, its unbelievably blue skies and the very unique artificial look is part of its genius.
Surprisingly, Speed Racer is absolutely not a brainless visualfest. The script is surprisingly solid, and the actors absolutely kick ass. Just as Robert Downey Jr. elevates Ironman through his inspired portrayal of Tony Stark, Susan Sarandon and John Goodman infuse the movie with perfectly metered and stunning performances during key scenes late in the movie. These moments are absolutely priceless bits of movie-making and bring unexpected depth to an otherwise escapist underdog movie. Matthew Fox shines as Racer X, Emile Hirsch is completely believable and endearing as Speed Racer, and I must say that Christina Ricci is actually pretty hot as Trixie. The kid brother and the chimp are at occasionally annoying (probably not to an eight-year-old though), but overall, they made me laugh alot more than I care to admit.
The Brandbuilder blog isn't a movie review site, so I'll stop here... but I didn't want the bonehead reviews I've read today to negatively influence any of you - my readers - when it comes to this movie. Speed Racer is actually a work of genius. Most people probably won't get why or how, but then again, edgy doesn't appeal to most people. The masses will most likely look at Speed Racer purely as an over-the-top cartoonish movie version of a bad 1980's anime series, aimed at pleasing little kids... but it is on every level an entertaining art film that blends stunningly rendered visual effects, lots of action, superb casting, solid character development, impressive acting, some pretty funny stuff, a classic underdog story, kung fu and chimp humor to create a very unique package.
Labels: fun with creativity, graphic design, movies, speed racer, style, vision
1. I need an aggressive and consistent training regimen in the pool.Labels: hincapie triathlon team, sport, triathlon
This day in 1971, I was forcibly removed from my mother's womb by an unscrupulous "clope au bec" French OBGYN with a fetish for smelling dog's feet and slapped on the ass by a jaded and prickly old nurse with a nasty ether habit. Or so the story goes.
The first rule of b2b selling:
If it gets to the RFP stage, you lost.Great business to business marketers (and profitable ones) make the sale long before that happens.
The RFP is an organizational punt, it's a way of saying, "it's all a commodity, we can't decide, cheap guy wins."
The cheap guy, of course, never wins.
Labels: b2b, brand valuation, building value, RFP, Seth Godin

Labels: pathos, triathlon, twisted in the head

Just got some work back from a new copyeditor hired by my publisher. She did a flawless job. She also wrecked my work. Totally wrecked it.
By sanding off every edge, removing every idiom, making each and every fact literally correct, she made it boring and dry and mechanical.
If they have licenses for copyeditors, she should have hers revoked.
I need to be really clear. She's not at fault. She did exactly what she was supposed to do. The fault lies in the job description, not the job. If the job description of your lawyer or boss or editor or client is to make sure everything is pure and perfect and proven and beyond reproach, they are making things worse, not better. (Unless you're in the vaccine business).
Almost everything you do has some sort of copyediting filter. It might be the legal eagle or the graphic supervisor or the customer service police. They're excellent at making round things fit perfectly through round holes.
Boring and ignored is fine with them, because no one complains.
Fortunately, copy editors have a remedy. It's a word called STET. Which means, "leave it alone, it was fine." Time to teach that to your editors, wherever they may be. Maybe there should be a t-shirt.
If all you want is safe, have baby food for dinner. Just leave me out of it.
Seen it happen. I've never had to punch anyone in the eyeball for sanding off any of my work's edges, but I've spent many a sleepless night re-writing pieces or reworking images or layouts that a subordinate or contractor completely stripped of any semblance of an edge... or style... or voice. It always sucks. And you always end up feeling sorry for the poor kid who screwed the pooch, because ultimately, maybe it wasn't entirely their fault. (How the hell are they supposed to know how to write like me or edit images the way I envisioned it when I shot them?) Design is a very personal thing. Designers are usually control freaks for a reason.
And workaholics.
And compulsive perfectionists.
I feel your pain, Seth.
Labels: design, perfectionism, Seth Godin, working with others
Seth Godin wrote something smart and cool again the other day (he tends to do that):Make big promises; overdeliver.
If you can define great marketing in fewer words than that, you win.
"Big promises": treating people with respect, improving self-esteem, delivering results, contacting as often as you say you will but not more, including side effects in your planning, delivering joy, meeting spec, being on time, connecting people to one another, delivering consistency, offering value and on and on. Caring. The stories involved in your promises matter. That's often what people are buying.
This is the first place that the equation breaks down. Marketers often make big promises that appear to be unrealistic or are delivered in ways that don't match the worldview of the prospect. Marketers get carried away with themselves and focused on their greatness and forget to tell a story that people enjoy believing.
And sometimes, they make promises that are too small to get our attention. Boring promises are hardly worth making.
"Overdeliver" means doing more than you said you would, which is the secret to word of mouth.
Here, of course, the pitfall is obvious. You made too big a promise and you did your best, but no, you didn't overdeliver, not really. You didn't amaze and delight and yes, stun me with the incredible results of your offering.
Just because it's only four words doesn't mean it's easy!
Bake this into your qwan.
(Don't ask me what qwan is. Please. Just don't.)
Labels: being the best, brand promise, professionalism, promises, shock and awe
Some jackass tried to take out a group of 50 cyclists with his car today - and pretty much succeeded.Witnesses to the crash have told smh.com.au the group of about up to 60 professional cyclists were riding south on Southern Cross Drive, just south of Dacey Avenue, Mascot about 6.30am when a driver, agitated with being held up, accelerated in front of the pack and then slammed on his brakes.
One of the group said the motorists was "worrying" the rear of the pack, then overtook, pulled in front and slammed on his brakes, giving the riders no time to stop.
The resulting smash forced a semitrailer to lock up, jackknife and screech to a halt behind the cyclists while cars had to swerve to avoid them."Everyone's slammed into each other ... there were broken bikes - wheels busted and wheels snapped - and people lying on the road."
"Three female cyclists took the brunt of the accident, careering into the back of the braking vehicle, several of them being thrown into the air landing on the boot and roof of the car."
The best part:
It is understood (the authorities) know who the driver of the car is, and are attempting to contact him now.It is expected he will be charged, including with failing to stop at the scene of an accident and negligent or dangerous driving.
There was no doubt the driver of the dark blue Ford Falcon - described by other witnesses as in his 30s with a female passenger - had done it deliberately, she said.
What passes for indulgence today was once the most basic definition of what it means to be civilized.Labels: civilized behavior
Great post over at Brains on Fire about taglines. Go join in.In his post, Spike shares a pretty important rule when conjuring up a tagline (for your your business or for your unfortunate client): "Never use a tagline that just anyone can use. Ever."
Excellent advice - and he offers some pretty great examples to make his point.Gucci, Starbucks, RayBan, Yves St. Laurent, Cartier and Bentley may have taglines, but I’d venture to say no one knows what they are. Why? Because a strong brand doesn’t need to explain itself through a tagline.
I hate taglines with a passion. They almost always suck, and rarely add anything to the brand they are supposed to serve.
A few exceptions to put this comment in perspective:
HBO - It isn’t TV. It’s HBO.
VW - Drivers Wanted.
Apple - Think Different.
Why do these taglines work? Because these brands are market disruptors and game changers - and therefore need a little extra definition here and there. Beyond that, creating taglines for most companies is a complete waste of time. The fact that most taglines are boring and interchangeable more than illustrates that point.
Labels: brand insights, horrible marketing, taglines
I was just reminded of this post over at Servant Of Chaos and thought it might be worth posting here. Why? Because if you work around other people, it's bound to become pretty damn relevant every once in a while.Can Working With Stupid People Kill You?
I was forwarded an article the other day that claimed that "idiots in the office are just as hazardous to your health as cigarettes". And while the article was at least a little tongue-in-cheek (or perhaps fictitious even), it did make me think ...
There are many frustrations to be found in any job. And when you are dealing with "creative" people, or worse, a "creative process", then the stress levels can rise pretty quickly. It is easy to dismiss the mis-communications, misunderstandings and "creative differences" as a "left or right brain thing". But Johnnie Moore points out a great in-depth post by Kathy Sierra, that explains how our brains learn to adapt to the behaviours and situations to which we are exposed. EVEN to those behaviours that we don't like or WANT to mimic.
So not only can stupid people cause you to "explode", they can make you become idiotic in the process.
For those interested ... here is the "article".
Labels: adaptation, idiocracy, idiots, working with others
Yep, our friend Roby is back in the States looking all healthy and whatnot. His war isn't over yet, but he is back for a little while, which is pretty damn cool. It seems that only yesterday, we were waving goodbye and wondering if he'd make it back in one piece. (Not that we ever doubted he would. This isn't his first time doing the military thing after all.)Labels: Afghanistan, Army, military, photography, Roby, triathlon, war

A year and a half after debuting its first Zune, Microsoft is finally offering some content that makes use of that big color screen.
The software maker is releasing an update Tuesday to its Zune service that adds a video store with about 800 TV show episodes from NBC Universal, MTV, and a couple of other producers. For the moment, though, the store is far smaller than the TV options from iTunes or even from Microsoft's own Xbox Live Marketplace and offers no feature films.
"We feel it is more important and--customers tell us--to focus on short programming first," said Julio Estrada, general manager of Microsoft's Zune Social unit.
Labels: microsoft, the social, zune, zune video

Labels: acts of rebellion, corporate culture, corporate ecosystem, GQ, lunch break, reading, the printed word

Labels: greenville blogs, orange coat, orange yeti, web design

"Robert Downey Jr. nails Iron Man. More apropros, change nails to welds. For it is Downey who most significantly raises the quality bar of 'Iron Man' to the classic level of fellow comic book heroes Superman, Batman and Spider-Man. Welcome, new franchise."
"Move over, Superman. This lush, high-octane playboy never tasted so good. Iron Man has not only etched itself the mark of one of the best-reviewed films so far in 2008 but also one of the highest-rated superhero movies of all time."
"Robert Downey Jr., full-swing back into his acting genius, is exceptional as Iron Man. Life for Tony Stark is cool, and you can almost image him doing the Charlie Chaplin waddle across his workshop."
"This might be the most relevant superhero tale we have yet seen."
"Robert Downey Jr. delivers a knockout performance that alone is worth the price of admission to watch."
"It's Robert Downey Jr., having triumphed over his substance abuse battle, who puts the pedal to the metal and scores the freshest new franchise going."
"The best superhero movie since Spider-Man 2. Robert Downey Jr is the film's best special effect."
"Downey could have taken a tragic tack. But he has fun just figuring out how to make the armor suit work. His sarcasm and almost drunken Tony Curtis body language transform the scenes of Iron Man."
"In the proficient hands of Jon Favreau, abetted by a magnificent performance by Robert Downey, Jr., not only does Iron Man pay off, but it raises the stakes for comic book movies to follow, as well as the entire summer film season."
"Dangerously dependant on Robert Downey Jr. for entertainment. He throws a one-man party during every scene. But when he's off-screen, the film wilts. (Yes, even with Jeff Bridges' anti-Dude.) Re-cast, it would only be a shade better than Daredevil."Sure, the cgi is impressive, but without the superb casting and directing of Downey, the movie would not have been worth the $10 admission. Something Marvel must have figured out over the last year, when they decided to completely recast the "Hulk" Franchise for the upcoming Hulk sequel (The Incredible Hulk). Not that there was anything wrong with Eric Bana as Bruce Banner, but casting Edward Norton in the role for the sequel is pure genius. Too bad the cg design couldn't have been overhauled too.
Labels: being fearless, brand elevation, brand ownership, design, kicking ass, movies, project management, talent


Labels: applications, cool factor, links, search engines, web design

“What position did you play?” seemed like an innocent enough question coming from my six-year-old grandson. Basketball is on his mind, as it is everyone’s this time of year.
The conventional answer, “I played center.” says so little. I’d rather tell him what I accomplished for the team - it means more.My high school coach, in his “John Wooden-like” wisdom gave me an outcome to achieve. My position of “center” was just for the program.
We were a very short team competing against much taller teams. My assigned contribution was to get the opposing team’s center to foul out - Period. “How” was up to me.
Some of my opponents were temperamental and easy to frustrate into fouling me. Others were so confident they couldn’t wait to stuff the ball down my 5-foot, 11-inch frame every time I tried a shot - they were easy targets as well.
My position was “center” but my contribution was “strategic foul generation”.
In the business world, the word “title” is exchanged for “position”. People want to know what others do for a living - many reply with their title. But a title says so little!
In your career, it’s better to focus on the outcomes you bring to the team…
Contribution is more important than title – Titles mean a lot in the pecking order found in any organization or business community. However, in terms of ultimate brand impact, titles are about as substantial as cotton candy. Focus on your contribution regardless of title. You get “playing time” by contributing to wins - Titles come and go. When tough economic times require a hard look at “head count” how do you think decisions will be made - “We can’t let Jim go. We have to have an Assistant VP of Marketing!”? Not likely. To solidify your place on “the team” link your day-to-day outcomes to the brand’s success. You own the “how” of what you contribute - Own your outcomes. Don’t wait for someone to show you how - it may never happen. Find a way to deliver what the organization needs. Be creative. Be determined. People who know and own their contribution are what every team needs. Titles do not create great brands. It’s great performances produced by people who contribute like “owners” regardless of what it says on their business cards.
Labels: brand ownership, contributing, sport, titles